The New RQV

Texas is under attack by the queers. They expect us to legalize gay marriage. Their lawyer's argument goes something like this -- "The state says that gay people have the same rights as others -- they can marry anyone of the opposite sex just like anybody else can. That's like saying that I can hold your head under water, and you still have a right to breathe -- you just can't breathe air."

Well, not quite, Mr. Fancy Pants Lawyer. You see, the human body was not made to breathe water. Neither was it made for homosexual behavior. If your argument is correct, then we must go to the RQV (Revised Queer Version) Bible which changes this KJV passage:

"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?"

to this:

"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female and queer, And said, For this cause shall a man leave his two moms, and shall cleave to his husband: and they twain shall be one flesh?"

Kind of knocks dead the argument that Jesus never addressed homosexuality, doesn't it?

Matthew 19:4-5

And in other news, Yahoo has updated its profile gender options so that one "can select up to 10 gender identifications."

We're going to hell in a handbasket, folks!

http://news.yahoo.com/profile-feature-facebook-offers-choices-gender-identity-194757235--sector.html