You can get married.

Homosexuals Beau Chandler and Mark Jiminez handcuffed themselves together at the Dallas County Records Building when they were refused a marriage license. After this publicity stunt, Jiminez said, "We live in a land where we're all supposed to be created equal, and by them denying us our marriage, we are not created equal."

Sure you are, Mark. You have the same rights to marry as every other man in Texas does. And, by the way, we may be created equal, but that doesn't mean we stay that way. Some of us try to live a moral life, and some of you flaunt your perversion.

"Gay couple denied marriage license, refuse to leave building." The Dallas Morning News; July 6, 2012; p. 7B.