And the winner is . . . .

Here we are at the Dorothy Chandler Pavillion watching all the Hollywood luminaries take their walks down the red carpet. What an exciting night this is! Actors, directors, producers, composers -- all adorned in designer fashions and accessories! Vera Wang, Versace, Prada, Ralph Lauren, YSL, diamonds, rubies, emeralds -- there's more glitter here than in a kindergarten art class!

Here comes another limo -- let's see who's about to face the cameras and the adoring crowds. The chauffeur is opening the door -- it's Essie May! Essie has been nominated for the special Miss Cleo Award for best prognostication for her December 17, 2008, prediction of Oscar winners. And isn't she lovely? Leave it to Essie May to scoop the fashion world with her cotton print dress by Sears. And those little Mary Janes by Naturalizer certainly set it off, don't you think? And look at that stunning As Seen on TV Buxton over the shoulder organizer. I'm told that her Timex was lent to her by Wal-Mart, and J. C. Penney provided her cubic zirconia.


Now it's time for the announcement for the Miss Cleo Award for best prognostication. The cameras have all the nominees in view. And the winner of the special Miss Cleo Award for best prognostication goes to -- the envelope, please -- I'm so nervous! -- ESSIE MAY FOR DECEMBER 17, 2008, PREDICTION OF SEAN PENN AS BEST ACTOR FOR MILK!

Essie May rushes to the stage to a standing ovation. Her acceptance is phenomenal. "You like me, you really like me!"