Maybe the next invention will be right.

I've commented before on how The Dallas Morning News can't seem to find heterosexual couples who have nice gardens and remodeled houses.

And yet again they've featured Fred and Pierre with they're home re-do. How sweet they look posed with their little puppy dog, Fluke. They've come to Texas to "re-invent" themselves. Maybe in this invention they'll figure out that in Texas, boys are supposed to like girls.

"From Teardown to Uptown." The Dallas Morning News; August 27, 2011; p. 1E.