On Saturday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad renewed his demands that the U.S. apologize for accusations made against Iran regarding nuclear weapons.
I envision our response:
The television networks interrupt regular programming for breaking news. We go live to Washington. The political correspondents are all gathered in the White House briefing room. We can hear the buzz of speculation and the whirs and clicks of the cameras. The press secretary comes to the podium. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States." President Bush strides in followed by grim faced cabinet members. He steps behind the presidential seal.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press and my fellow Americans. The purpose of this press conference is to address the request of President Ahmadinejad for our apologies. We seek to uphold the honor of the United States while simultaneously taking into serious consideration our relationship with the Iranian people. Therefore, President Ahmadinejad, as we say in Texas, stick it where the sun don't shine!" And he turns and walks from the room with head held high.
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Great descriptions...I could actually see George W. walk in and deliver that "apology".
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