Saturday, March 10, 2012

Gag me with a spoon!

I don't have any toleration left! In a recent Sunday paper, a huge engagement picture of two so-called men was plastered all over the society page. Not only was the in your face photo about twice the size of the other photos, but the announcement included all the details of their "romance" and all their wedding plans down to "celebrity event planner Susan Holland [will] plan the wedding . . . Susan Holland has planned weddings and events for Ellen DeGeneres, Ron Howard, Mariah Carey and Jay-Z. . . celebrity Food Network Star Ron Ben Israel of 'The Sweet Genius' will design a signature cake."

Now that I've reported on the sickening part, here's the (I'm sure unintended) humor in this waste of newspaper space: "Eddie Bickers . . .never considered that one day his own fairy tale would come true." They sure got the fairy part right!

"Hosch-Bickers." The Dallas Morning News; February 26, 2012; p. 10E.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What a hoot!