It's, you know, that highway around Paris.

I wish The Paris News would learn that the loop around Paris is designated Loop 286. They rarely get the number right. Just this past week in a photo caption, they called it Loop 271. I have seen them call it Loop 82 in addition to three or four other erroneous numbers.

It's not a new highway -- it's been there for years, and it's been called the same thing ever since I can remember. And here's the kicker -- The Paris News office and plant is located on Loop 286! You'd think they'd know their own address.