Thursday, July 28, 2011

How to Make a National Fool of Yourself


This woman was protesting outside the Casey Anthony trial. Perhaps if she'd spent less time getting tattoos and more time in school, she wouldn't have made a national fool of herself.

The kicker: This sign was the correction. The first one read "Gulity of Muder."

Paris News funny: In a caption to a photo of some recent storm damage, the News reports that a tree branch was ripped off its roots. FYI, Mr. Caption Editor, trees are ripped up by the roots, and branches are ripped from trees. 

Paris News funny #2: Mary Walker Clark describes Marilyn Stephenson, a retired Sergeant. "Her gate is forward and deliberate, and she speaks with Army punctuated precision." If that gate is forward and deliberate, she might try some WD-40 on it.

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