Who is Floyd Corkins II?

 

Have you ever heard of Floyd Corkins II? I didn't think so. If Floyd were straight, and if he had done what he did at GLBT headquarters, I promise you would know his name. But Floyd isn't straight, and the organization he attacked was the Family Research Council.

 

Last August, Floyd wounded a security guard at the Washington headquarters of the Christian lobbying group. He planned to do much more -- there is evidence that he planned to kill at least 15 people there, but the brave security guard managed to wrest the gun from him before he could carry out the "gun violence" all the liberals are ranting and raving about. Isn't it odd that they don't use Floyd in their arguments? Floyd carried with him 15 Chick-fil-A sandwiches that he intended to smear into the faces of his victims. Perhaps we should start requiring background checks for chicken sandwiches.

 

Anyway, my point is that Floyd has not been on the front pages of the papers. He's been relegated to page 5 instead of the page 1 coverage he would surely receive if he had attacked a liberal organization.

 

"Chick-fil-A-carrying gunman admits attack." The Dallas Morning News; February 7, 2013; p. 5a.