I have a suggestion.

I wrote yesterday about how secure our borders are. I have a suggestion that just might kill two birds with one stone. Obama seems to like trading criminals, so here's what we do.

For every child that sneaks across our border, we pull a criminal out of our overcrowded prisons. When we have a plane full of convicts, we fly them to Guatemala or Honduras or wherever in proportion to the number of illegals coming from that country. We dump them out at the airport.

That solves our overcrowding problem and frees up our prisons to be used as orphanages for the children we're taking care of. Those children will not, under any circumstances, be returned to family members. They will be housed, fed, and educated in these orphanages until American families adopt them.

In one fell swoop, we get rid of hardened criminals and we humanely provide for the children whose parents don't care enough about them to take care of them themselves. The children will no longer be illegal when they are adopted by American families, so that solves the assimilation problem. Where will these American families come from? We start by contacting every person who has said that we can't send these children back. He will be given at least three children, maybe more if his financial position allows it.

And that, my friends, is how it should be done.